Hey Boys & Girls
Guk here!
Wasn't I a good little boy with my last sale? Dan & Don have let me do a last minute sale just before Christmas. (Actually I would love to have all of these all to myself but Donnie's mommy says I have to learn to share)
Hey Why does Santa Clause have a vegitable garden at the North Pole ?-- So He can HO - HO - HO all year round!
Anyway- here is the list Santa gave me of things that his elves have made -- and he has a bunch left over because there were too many bad boys and girls so I am putting them on sale.
No you can not have them for free
but there are some fantastic discounts:
From
6% to 86%
Off List Price
Sorry folks but there is no chance
you will have them in time for Christmas.
BAH
HUMBUG!!!